Parked my car and walked into the rain forest today. I knew better. Took a few pics, walked up to a roaring stream/river. Oops it was flowing in the wrong direction. Took me an hour floundering around to find my way back to the car, drenched with perspiration and rain. Finally used my iPhone compass to at least walk in straight lines. Found two different rivers.
Never get out of the boat.
Absolutely goddamn right! Unless you were goin' all the way.